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Monday, February 23, 2015

Jokes for Old people

JOKES FOR OLD PEOPLE (under construction)

Ever since I announced that I turned 65, I instantly received some email from the AARP and one of them contains a collection of jokes for old people. Here are three of them:

1. An aged man had hearing problem for years. He went to the doctor and was given a set of hearing aids. He went back a month later for check-up. and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect; your children must be really pleased you can hear again.” The man replied, 'Oh, I haven't told them yet; I just sit around and listen to their conversations—and I've changed my will several times!' 

2. Two elderly men, Slim and Fat, from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree. Fatty  turns to Slim and said, 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim replied, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.''Really!?, replied Fatty, incredulous. "Like a newborn baby!?' Slim replied, “Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

 3. An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.''Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled to his wife,  'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?' 

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